Can Purell be used as lube?
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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