I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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