Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
It's never too late to be topless.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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