thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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