Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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