She said her name was "party"
he shaved USA in his pubs
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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