i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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