And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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