Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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