And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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