Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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