On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
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