It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Also, beer. Big fan.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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