called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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