Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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