I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
His hands were made for my vagina.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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