It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Do plants get herpes?
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