Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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