Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I wish i was in the wii world.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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