I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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