I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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