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What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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