Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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