We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
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