these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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