Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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