I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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