Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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