i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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