If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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