Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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