Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Randomize