I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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