I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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