I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
The Olympian is in my bed
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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