I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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