at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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