I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
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