margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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