her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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