Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
is it fun? or sober?
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