im gay
i know
yea but for you.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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