There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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