does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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