Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
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