yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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