Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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