i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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