Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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