If that was your dad, he is hot
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
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