The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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