Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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