Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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