is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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