Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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