I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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