Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
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