is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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