idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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