I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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