as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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